Start-up Founder T-Shirts

'Seven companies in three years.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

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"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

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"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

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