Start Of School Term Mugs

"Well, of course mommy and daddy are also said it's back to school time."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Evil Exams!

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

I love PE.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Don't you hate...

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

The First Day Back

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

The Month of August

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

'Good, bad dog!'

Welcome back students.

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

School Days