Starry-eyed Romantic T-Shirts

'Which one is named after me?'

'I'm not sure this will work, Brian. I'm a water sign and you're an earth sign. Together, we make mud.'

Alien reading postcard.

Star Light, Star Bright

'I found a distant, frozen chunk of ice - I think I'll name it after you.'

Marry me astronaut

"Quick, make a wish."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Hollywood or bust!

Moon and Star

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You are here"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Nostradamus.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."