Star Sign Lovers Prints

'I'll need to run a few tests and find out what your horoscope says.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Beware of God"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Ill next Thursday

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Entering September

'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

Pisces

Gemini/people

Mercury rising.

"What do my stars say today?"

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.