Star Reader Mugs

"Are you still deciding?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Large print e-book.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Jane Austen

Ok, ok, last page.

dog reading EKG

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Book

Books and Phones

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Book computer

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

'He's in the library.'

What Started the Incident at Roswell