Stanza Sage Prints

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Music producers.

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Poetry repairman

Ted Hughes

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Oscar Wilde

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."