Stamp Seeker Prints

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Little book series.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Bird Symbol Hunting

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

How symbols are chosen for equations

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Hieroglyph stamps.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

The dove of peace

America's Intelligence Failure.

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

The hard part is figuring which ones are the emoticons.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."