Stage Rookie Mugs

Stop looking at me! Whatcha doing? Practicing my part in the spring play. But it's just a walk-on. Exactly! Some actors just talk the talk. I get to walk the walk.

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

E=Emcee Squared

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Take a bow!

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

TV stage door

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'