Stage Rookie Mugs

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

E=Emcee Squared

Take a bow!

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Performance In The Bedroom

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

TV stage door

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'