Stage Managers Mugs

Father Christmas.

Covid Masks

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Knickerless Cage.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Broadway Moosical.

Hollywood producer.

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

I Pagliacci

'I'm a star!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."