Stage Door Seeker Mugs

Acting Beyond My Means, Please Help.

They hated me.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Theatre Crowd

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Emergency exit into Space

Knickerless Cage.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Tosca on the balcony

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Captain

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"This one's for me."

Tony Robinson

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Door

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"I love the theatre."

Janus faced

Swan Lake Auditions