Stage Doggo Prints

"Mum, I got the job!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

"It's a play on words."

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '