Stage Daggers Pillows

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

They hated me.

'They all want to play the star.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Mum, I got the job!"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ballet dancer.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed