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'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Group Think Time

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

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'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

"How did we manage to put so much imagination into this proposal? Because we're all delusional!"

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"I never expected to collide into you!"

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place?"

'This is our real-time chat room.'

The Staff Meeting.

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

Profits/Expenses:'And we feel that this area, here, is still a bit out of control.'

'Your wife's on line three. And she's asked for the speaker phone to be put on full volume.'

"Well, yesterday's 'brainstorming session' wasn't so much a storm as a very disappointing drizzle."