Staff Advocate Mugs

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Gun laws US

Motivation to work

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"We need a union!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Detention Center

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"Moulting"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"They're class action figures."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

World Hunger Conference.