Stable Shenanigans Mugs

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

The invention of baseball.

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

Man riding a fish

'I demand a second opinion!'

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Hot! Hot!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"