St. Patrick's Day Lover Prints

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Let's see, where can I hang this good luck shamrock garland? How about on one of your casts?"

"I hate it when the urinals are that high!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Bottle Distillery

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'What happened to your hand.'