St. Patrick's Day Lover Prints

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Let's see, where can I hang this good luck shamrock garland? How about on one of your casts?"

"I hate it when the urinals are that high!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Malty tasking.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'What happened to your hand.'