St. Patrick's Day Celebrant T-Shirts

Irish Jig Saws

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Bottle Distillery

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'What happened to your hand.'

'Malty tasking.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'