Squirrel Savior Mugs

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Insect extinction

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Fight against theft of endangered species

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Dog Philosophy

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

'Dude, check it out!'

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

Save forest

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

'Let's get nuts.'