Squirrel Savior Mugs

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Insect extinction

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Squirrel! Squirrel! Speed up! Speed up!"

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

Dog Philosophy

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Save forest

'Let's get nuts.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'No mate, I've no idea where you buried your mother.'

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

'Dude, check it out!'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"