Squeak Customizer Mugs

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"These door hinges squeak."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"There's that squeak again."

Parts of a Bagpipe

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Squeaker Trophies

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

'Ask not for whom the squeaky bone squeaks...'

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'