
How about some squash, Lars? You have to learn to be more specific, Axel. Do you want me to eat squash, play squash or squash things by sitting on them?
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How about some squash, Lars? You have to learn to be more specific, Axel. Do you want me to eat squash, play squash or squash things by sitting on them?
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
Dog retriving Frisbee
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'
'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'
The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
'And now for my William Tell shot.'
Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.
"All I could find was this butternut squash."
'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'
Frisbee dog catching pizza dough
'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'
'for what we are about to receive...'
Squash Partners.
"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"
'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'
'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
"Why am I always the bad guy?"
It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?
"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."
What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.
'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'
'Anyone for doubles?'
"Her fried squash blooms were leathery."
J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK
'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'
I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!
"It doesn't say you can't install them on the roof."
Squash.
'Okay, where's your chair?' - 'I've decided to squat for 8 hours a day to build my thighs.' - 'Won't that hurt?' - 'Fortunately, I've developed a massive pain tolerance by sitting opposite you for so long.'
"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."
"I'm dating a squash champion."
"I couldn't find my safety glasses."
"Did you win your squash game?"
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