Spy Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"They're looking for a new Bond Baddie."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Ahh, shade."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Facelook

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

NSA

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Spy vs. Spy

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

' Love and pole vault'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!