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"They're looking for a new Bond Baddie."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Ahh, shade."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

NSA

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

' Love and pole vault'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Mission Food

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