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Kangaroo and Periscope.

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

50 Year Celebrations.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.