Spy Genre Fan Pillows

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

Two men converse secretively

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."