Spy Gadget Lover Mugs

"It's actually a device for tracking Satanic Hollywood paedophiles."

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

Picture messaging - '...and you hit the 'VS' verify story button and it takes a 360 degree picture without him knowing'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

A spy

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Your life is in great danger...

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

Spy vs. Spy

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

US Camouflage School

The National Conversation Starts Here

Ian Fleming

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

NSA

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'