Sprint Lover Mugs

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I need to tinkle."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Running

Women in a cross country race

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Extra Long-jump

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Rugby Mad.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Wheelchair Basketball

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Second to Nun

Formula One car models

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Passionate about Football.

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"This is exciting! My first marathon."