Springtime Skipper Prints

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Lady in Springtime

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

New York Sightseeing Cruises

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Sailing

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

In the supermarket

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

"Didn't I send you out for some fish nets?"

"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."

'Could you change the channel? This program even put the bird to sleep.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'