Springtime Schemer Pillows

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"It's a setup."

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Urban spring.

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Spring

Winter Coat

A trap for Santa

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of � I don�t remember what, exactly, but I vaguely recall it being something good.

Spring

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

Early signs of Spring...

'I can't wait for spring.'