Springtime Schemer Pillows

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"It's a setup."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Urban spring.

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Spring

Winter Coat

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

A trap for Santa

Spring

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

Early signs of Spring...

A road side billboard advertises: 'bus drivers eat-free' a man is seen rigging a false panel that looks like a bus to his caravan.

'I can't wait for spring.'

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"Our plan for world domination starts with the chew toys."