Springtime Humorist T-Shirts

"What are you guys hiding from?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

COWMIKAZES

'It's easy, just wee!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

The Sensitive Dude.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I love this time of year."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Time management office worker

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Hotness

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.