Springtime Humorist T-Shirts

"What are you guys hiding from?"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

COWMIKAZES

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Time management office worker

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Hotness

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.