Spring Lovers Pillows

"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring

I love spring nature reemerges and sheds its wintry coat. Wintry what? Look. Men in tank tops. Terribly gross.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Spring Training

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Keeping warm.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Mad about Roses!

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Gimme the carrot!"

"You must have a green thumb."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Easter Egg Delivery

Daffodil bulbs

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The garden lady.

'Wow what graphics.'