Spring-loaded Sportster Mugs

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Quick! We've got to eat as fast as we can!

Curling Rocks!

Surfing Pensioner

Cross-Country Sledding

Rainbow violin surfers

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'So, hows the ullage?'

Must be spring break.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Chicken Fight

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

Sports for slipper wearers.

'Watch out!'

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

Fish Volleyball.

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"Hey, kid, how's this for a bitchin' set of wheels?"

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

"The First Robin of Spring Break"