Spring Festivities Mugs

A baby chick

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Butterflies

Dancing in pyjamas

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Santa does a keg stand.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Raining

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Nice jingle!'

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Vaccine Spring

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Easter Egg Island

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Valentines Balloons

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."