Spreadsheet Juggler Pillows

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."