Spouse Of Scrolls Prints

"Well, I think your algorithm is feeding you crap today, John!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Romans.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

The dead sea scrolls

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Hypatia

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Edmund Spenser

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Better not circulate these.'

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

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Wang Yangming listens.

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

Dead Sea Trolls

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

"Once I start scrolling I can't stop."

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

'Oh, crap. There's no Internet.'