Sporty Introvert T-Shirts

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

She was always an introvert.