Sporty Introvert T-Shirts

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'