Sporty Animal Lover Mugs

Don't play with your food!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Ahhh...'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Swan Fairy Tales