Sportsmanship Sage Mugs

'Get some ice! His ego is swollen!'

'I just feel like a sore loser.'

'Just put it back, Art.'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Sportsmanship

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"What have you done?"

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Victim support

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."