Sports Team Captain Pillows

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Football Fans

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"I hate performance review season."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Punt Cake

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Snooker Golf.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Saving a Heart

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Personal conker trainer.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines