Sports Strategy Mugs

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Football player thinks: Tic-Tac-Toe

"Okay, you know so much, you fight him"

'I'd use a wedge.'

"Duh!"

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Don't worry. We'll make up for it in quickness and hustle.'

'I told him: 'Use your jab. Move around the ring. Don't try to slug it out with this guy.''

'Want a good full back?'

'O.K. lads, computer research shows this is the new winning plan to win the match.'

'Quit rushing me.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Another meeting?'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

'Every CEO needs someone to protect the blind side, Federman. Do you have a problem with that?'

"They are our creative midfield."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"This could have been an e-mail."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'