Sports Strategy Lover Prints

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'Are you blind ref?'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.