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"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Golfing Bishop.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's baseball season!'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Cheerleaders

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Well, did you win or what?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

The King Of L.A.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'