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"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Golfing Bishop.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's baseball season!'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Cheerleaders

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Well, did you win or what?'

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

The King Of L.A.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'