Sports Serenader Gifts

Referee Whistle Music.

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

No Bruch!

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Serenading

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"Sandpipers."

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Romance Music

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"If I were a carpenter"

Violinist on a Beach

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Singer

"Could you keep it down please!"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'