Sports Satire Appreciator Prints

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'So, in which class do you wish to fight? Featherweight, lightweight or heavyweight?'

World Cup Brawl Chart

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The Golfing Accident

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The Leafs win the Cup!

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

The Hockey World

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Cat and mouse.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Where's my horse?'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'