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Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

Church for sports worshipers.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

First Prize!

'You are doing it wrong.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Running With Scissors Marathon

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

"What have you done?"

Skeets Champion.

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Live soccer today.

"Er...Eric..."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

Premature celebration

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

"This match is intense!"

'Tennis can be addictive...I wouldn't recommend going 'gold turkey'...let her watch an hour or two of repeats...'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

'I tried to turn my life around, and apparently I made an illegal U-turn.'

"Uh-oh."

"Don't try to rescue me, Wanda. I'll just drag you to the bottom, just like everybody else!"