Sports Mixologist Prints

Golf and tennis.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Been there, drunk that."

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'