Sports Medicine Aficionado Mugs

'Send in the toboggan team next.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Medical Examinations.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"