Sports Luxury Enthusiast Mugs

'It's got to be a record for all sports! His contract gives him a Rolls-Royce, a million dollar home and the key to Fort Knox!'

I like the Jets...I guess

Sloaney Pony.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ratminton

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Saving a Heart

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Raheem Sterling

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"