Sports Law Prints

Sports Lawyers

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Trial by Media

The Anti-Agent

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

Lynching on social media

"Good boy."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'