Sports Injury Survivors T-Shirts

'And this is where we massage the waiting list figures.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

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"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'I tried it at home...'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"