Sports Injury Recovery Mugs

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

"Hang on, I've got an app for that."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

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"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Time Out For Teddy

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Very funny!'