Sports Fanfare Mugs

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Football fan

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

WWE Chess

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Fly eating apple.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

At the Horse-Show.

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

Jockey seat.

Click bait for cats

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"I'm a busy guy but being a Canadian national symbol, I always make time for an autograph."

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

American Football

Wimbledon Queue.

Basketball Security Checks.

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

"I think he's waiting for a verbal cue."

Yes, you will lose your hair. Magic Cue Ball.

Bush's Momentum.